Cats
Table of Contents
- Little Kitty, Big City #1 | VOD 12.12.25
- Little Kitty, Big City #2 | VOD 12.19.25
- Little Kitty, Big City #3 (Finale) | VOD 1.9.26
- Exit 8 & Platform 8 | VOD 1.16.26
- Donkey Kong Country Returns HD #5 (Finale) | VOD 1.23.26
Little Kitty, Big City #1 | VOD 12.12.25
| Writer | Cat | Time |
|---|---|---|
| Chaz |
Mr. Fancy Likes Fine caviar, being carried on pillows Dislikes The gross yucky outside |
1:58 |
| Chaz |
https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1596854407944-bf87f6fdd49e Orange Rind Adventuring Ability Extremely High Appetite Extremely High Braincell Count Not so much |
2:49 |
| Paul |
https://pbogardcom-files.s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/stephenvlog/cats/fuzz-bucket.jpg Fuzz Bucket Ferocity Maximal Hairspray Unnecessary |
4:19 |
| Paul |
Senator Bramplestein the Third Likes Custard, Top Hats Dislikes Whimsy |
5:39 |
| Paul |
Sonic the Cat Likes Going Fast, Chili Dogs Dislikes Going on a Fast, Chilly Dogs |
6:17 |
| Paul |
https://pbogardcom-files.s3.us-east-2.amazonaws.com/stephenvlog/cats/garf-brooks.jpg Garf Brooks Likes Ruining Fancy Parties, Low Places Hates Mondays |
7:47 |
| Thomas |
Queenie Likes Beef Pâté, chin scratches Dislikes Closed doors |
8:55 |
| Thomas |
Computer Genius Skills coding, soldering, math Needs improvement sharing the computer with others |
9:30 |
| Thomas |
Buttermilk Likes Making biscuits Dislikes mistakenly being used to make biscuits |
11:47 |
| Thomas |
Turkey Leg Craves Leftovers, fireplaces Terrified Of Blenders... |
12:25 |
| Thomas |
Congressman Lorne Spintimothy Believes In affordable housing, good public schools Despises Potholes |
13:11 |
| Thomas |
God's Sleepiest Warrior Likes Warm milk, Benadryl Dislikes tHE HAt MaN |
13:55 |
| Thomas |
Mr. Devil Likes apples, giving into temptation Dislikes Georgia |
14:33 |
| Thomas |
Luddite Likes Papyrus, butter churns Dislikes That everything is an app now |
15:03 |
| Thomas |
Silly Putty Best Qualities Life of the Party, Hilarious Desires To be taken more seriously, just a little respect |
15:39 |
| Thomas |
Meowzart Likes Pianos Dislikes Drummers |
16:18 |
| Thomas |
Stitch Hobbies Surfing, grilling Favorite Fish Humuhumunukunukuapua a |
16:50 |
| Thomas |
Smelly Likes Moisture Dislikes Flutes |
17:28 |
| Thomas |
Microfiber Job Car Detailer Aspires to Own his own Car Wash Empire |
18:09 |
| Thomas |
Quick Paws Hobbies Gaming Looking for That Number 1 Victory Royale |
18:36 |
| Thomas |
Itsy Bitsy Likes Climbing Water Spouts Dislikes Rain Greatest Quality Determined af |
19:15 |
| Thomas |
Beef Likes Crashing Cars Fun Fact Has $587,000 in Credit Card Debt |
19:47 |
| Thomas |
DJ Kitty Kibble Likes Raves, Catnip Favorite Dutch Painter Rembrandt |
20:28 |
| Thomas |
Willow Likes Witchcraft, turning people into frogs Dislikes CourtTV, being turned into a frog |
21:43 |
| Thomas |
Madeline Favorite Place to Visit The Eiffel Tower Favorite Food Quiche |
22:11 |
| Thomas |
Numbers Likes Counting Catch Phrases "Anyone need something counted?" & "It's Counting Time!" |
22:54 |
| Thomas |
Henery the Eighth Married The Widow Next Door |
23:33 |
| Thomas |
The Misshapen Greg Powers Unknown Answers to NO ONE |
24:16 |
| Thomas |
Lazy Cakes Hobbies Slacking Off, Chillin' Hangouts Basement Couch Ambition None |
25:05 |
| Thomas |
Dumpy Likes TRUCKS Dislikes running out of gas |
25:39 |
| Thomas |
Aiden Talents Cup Stacking, Bottle Flip Trick Shots Recent Report Card Grades Three Cs, Two Bs, One D |
26:14 |
| Thomas |
Sally Occupation Mortician Hobbies Digging Favorite Smell Formaldehyde Dislikes Grave Robbers |
26:45 |
| Thomas |
Malware Likes Fishing Really Likes Google Play Gift Cards |
28:53 |
| Thomas |
Boss Occupation Middle Manager Likes Increasing Stockholder Value Dislikes Approving PTO |
29:25 |
| Thomas |
Icy Favorite Place Top of the Refrigerator Smells Like AntiFreeze |
30:09 |
| Thomas |
Dr. Optics Green Flag Compliments Your Glasses Red Flag Keeps asking you to look at this hot air balloon |
31:04 |
| Thomas |
Meatball Favorite TV Show Sailor Moon Favorite Food Pasta Can't Get Enough Of Bread |
31:49 |
| Paul |
Bottle Rocket Advantages The BEST Zoomies Disadvantages Drinks Your Colonoscopy Prep Fluids |
1:46:07 |
| Thomas |
Savvy Shopper Likes Deals, Promo Codes Dislikes Retail Price |
1:46:54 |
| Thomas |
ALCO RS-2 Diesel Electric Locomotive Is Often Mistaken for A Train Is Actually A Cat |
1:47:29 |
| Thomas |
Mango Salsa Likes Mountain Climbing Last Known Location Free Soloing El Capitan |
1:48:02 |
| Paul |
Christmas Love Calling Birds Brought Four French Hens Brought Three Turtledoves Brought Two Partridges Brought One (in a Pear Tree) |
1:52:10 |
| Thomas |
lil Stanky Main Goal To Blow Up And then? Act like they don't know nobody |
2:25:36 |
| Paul |
Mr. Snugglebottom Loves Sitting on Laps Dislikes You Ever Leaving the Couch Again |
2:26:48 |
| Paul |
Meowthew Purrcival Katz Is Definitely A Real Cat Totally Isn’t A Dog Pretending to Be a Cat Deception Flawless |
3:14:10 |
Little Kitty, Big City #2 | VOD 12.19.25
| Writer | Cat | Time |
|---|---|---|
| Paul |
Loud Larry Opinions Many Volume Ear-Splitting Sleeps Minimally |
2:39 |
| Paul |
Nugget Wants A Hug Gets Nothing But Crushing Loneliness Has to Settle For A Little Hug Fruit Barrel |
5:16 |
| Paul |
Grumbleina Enjoys Hoarding Things Favorite Possession A Circuit City Gift Certificate That She’s Gonna Use Someday |
7:12 |
| Paul |
Toadsbane Likes Nominitave Determinism Hates Toads |
8:42 |
| Paul |
Applesauce Best Traits Cool, Sticky Favorite Thing Pips |
9:17 |
| Paul |
Miss Cheeky Loves Swimming Hates The 1984 Swedish Olympic Diving Team |
11:13 |
| Paul |
Shifty Net Worth Millionaire Enjoys Ice Baths (for Others) Skills Kidney Theft |
12:28 |
| Paul |
Chocolate Most Valued Trait Honesty Least Favorite Band Milli Vanilli |
15:04 |
| Thomas |
Rough Reggie Likes Beating Up Little Kids Interesting Fact Has a Problematic Tattoo What... what is it of? A Dog |
22:32 |
| Paul |
Drak’thor Nightpounce STR · DEX 11 (+0) · 17 (+3) CON · INT 12 (+0) · 8 (−1) WIS · CHA 7 (−2) · 11 (+0) |
23:21 |
| Paul |
Chuckles Enjoys Telling Dad Jokes Happiest When Dad Laughs |
24:56 |
| Paul |
Cranberry Likes Fools Favorite Body Part Finger Has To Let It Linger |
25:35 |
| Paul |
Cleopatra Likes Sunny Spots Dislikes Being Ignored Thinks About The Roman Empire |
28:40 |
| Paul |
Lucky Favorite Soda 7-Up ❤️ Lives 16 |
29:16 |
| Paul |
Catrick Swayze Favorite Activities Surfing, Bank Robbery Dancing Dirty Pottery Sensual |
30:23 |
| Thomas |
Debbie Favorite Game Elden Ring Total Hours Logged 7,000 |
31:49 |
| Thomas |
Toasty Status Highly Explosive Cause? Consumed Nitroglycerin |
33:17 |
| Thomas |
Tape Deck Favorite Movie Parasite Hidden Talent Photgraphic Memory |
33:59 |
| Paul |
Reggie Likes Video Games Favorite Power-Up Fireball Refuses To Localize Mother 3 |
1:16:07 |
| Paul |
Smarty Cat Connectivity Wifi Features A Crappy App, Sends You Email Sometimes Now Part Of Several Botnets |
1:18:14 |
| Paul |
Who Often Mistaken for A Time Lord Actually Put the Bomp in the Bomp Bah Bomp Bah Bomp |
1:19:08 |
| Thomas |
Skibidi Likes Fine Wine, Classic Literature Dislikes Memes, Toilet Humor Fun Fact was named by a 7-year-old |
1:23:52 |
| Paul |
Thurston Catsworth IV Favorite Activity Spending Time on His Yacht Skills Pretty Good at Barbecuing Smokes On the Water |
1:32:45 |
| Thomas |
Thunk Likes BOPPIN' folks on the head Dislikes Not BOPPIN' |
1:34:29 |
| Thomas |
Paper Clip Occupation Office Secretary Evaluation Score Needs Improvement How can they improve? Stop stealing office supplies Will they? Never |
2:31:46 |
| Thomas |
Solo Cup Skills Chugging Beer Known For Jumping Over the entire pool at the Massive Kegger at Dennis Beaver's House in 1998 |
2:33:08 |
| Thomas |
Webcam Favorite Video Game Battletoads Hours Played 4,000 Fun Fact They've never beaten the Turbo Tunnel |
2:34:40 |
| Thomas |
Grillin' Dad Father Of 16 Kittens Talents Can Light Any Grill on the first try |
2:36:51 |
| Thomas |
Whimpton Saxmo Favorite Music Jazz Senior Superlative Most Likely to get Stuffed in a Trash Can |
2:37:36 |
| Thomas |
https://pet-health-content-media.chewy.com/wp-content/uploads/2025/04/16215823/202504bec-202406pet-turtle-1024x615.jpg Dr. Hazard Likes Leafy Greens, strawberries Dislikes High places, loud music Hobbies Being a Cat |
2:38:09 |
| Thomas |
Bubbler Status Lost! Where's (the) Bubbler?! Answers to Drinking Fountain, Water Cooler |
3:25:48 |
Little Kitty, Big City #3 (Finale) | VOD 1.9.26
| Writer | Cat | Time |
|---|---|---|
| Thomas |
Concrete Block Likes Warm Blankets, sunny spots Dislikes Shifty contractors, OSHA Code Violations |
5:12 |
| Thomas |
Surprised Sammi Likes Birthday Parties, Bowling Alleys Dislikes Lost Invitations >:( |
6:38 |
| Thomas |
Clumsy Pete Remember that one time? When he fell into the well, and then when we was rescued, he fell back in the well, and after he was rescued, he got stuck on the water tower, and then fell into the well from the top of the water tower? |
7:58 |
| Thomas |
John MasterChief Is it really him?! Yeah, from THAT Halo Dislikes Baths |
9:36 |
| Thomas |
Big Baby Dillydop Known for Being the cutest little thing you've ever seen Is actually An Absolute Little **** |
15:30 |
| Thomas |
Pocket Lint Likes Screen Time! Favorite Apps Bug Squisher, Fish Radar Hates Being Called an iPad kid When you look up iPad Kid in the Dictionary You see their picture |
18:35 |
| Thomas |
Grilled Cheese the 2nd Lineage Royal Asiago What happened to the 1st? Eaten... |
19:36 |
| Thomas |
Rabid Hippo Likes Golf, tennis, jet skis Dislikes Going to the vet Shots and vaccinations? Up-to-date! |
20:31 |
| Thomas |
Egg Clocksworth Likes Clean Sheets, Prunes Dislikes Dust mites, wasting water Longest Shower 40 seconds |
23:01 |
| Thomas |
HOT HAM Likes HOT HAM Dislikes COLD HAM Greatest Quality Honest and truthful, clear motivation |
24:23 |
| Thomas |
Nuclear Warhead Likes REDACTED Dislikes REDACTED |
26:17 |
| Thomas |
Spicy Ketchup Availability Only at Whataburger Who's Favorite? Thomas's |
26:51 |
| Thomas |
Miss Bass Favorite Food Pizza Known for Out Pizza-ing the Hut |
27:35 |
| Thomas |
Speed Boy Likes Going Fast as **** Dislikes Going Slow as **** |
29:38 |
| Thomas |
Mafia Snitch Status In Hiding, under witness protection Known for Ratting out Tony Gibliono Will he get what's coming to him? Absolutely |
35:52 |
| Paul |
Chester Likes Hats Fish Fear Him Phish Also Fear Him |
37:27 |
| Paul |
Joffrey Steals Your Dance Belt Why? Because It’s a Codpiece |
38:56 |
| Paul |
Caroline Is Not Sweet Yes She’s Heard of the Song 🙄 Wants You to Stop Singing About Her “Bum Bum Bum” |
1:41:21 |
| Paul |
Galileo Favorite Color Indigo Skills Can Drive to Places Near His Home Without Using GPS Maps |
1:42:39 |
| Paul |
https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1728069185264-ed82a210f385 Excavator Enjoys Playing in the Dirt Purring Very Loud |
1:43:50 |
| Paul |
Li’l Bookworm Reading Voracious Favorite Book Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader |
1:44:54 |
| Paul |
Dancer Favorite Chicken Restaurant Bojangles Favorite Folk Song Mr. Bojangles Favorite Relationship Sound Effect Beau Jangles |
1:45:57 |
| Paul |
Buster Plays Arcade Games With Dave Ain't Afraid of No Ghosts |
1:47:10 |
| Paul |
https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1583806376179-9aaf33fc4fc6 Rose Life Plans Getting Married Soon 😑 Wants You to Draw Her Like One of Your French Cats Will Never Let Go |
3:10:01 |
| Paul |
https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1719484382965-c681b659b4f1 Loaf Wants You Needs You Ain't No Way He's Ever Gonna Love You |
3:12:46 |
| Paul |
Teeny Weeny Fave Outfit Yellow Polka Dot Bikini Drink Order Super Sour Peach Bellini Comfort Food Waluigi’s Grease Linguine |
3:24:04 |
Exit 8 & Platform 8 | VOD 1.16.26
| Writer | Cat | Time |
|---|---|---|
| Thomas |
Au Jus Favorite food sandwich Known hangouts sandwich shops Guilty of falling in the au jus and swimming around in it |
4:19 |
| Thomas |
Blunder 1. e4 e5 2. Qh5 Nc6 3. Bc4 Nf6? 4. Qxf7# |
8:32 |
| Paul |
Salsa Personality Spicy Loves Cowboys Made In Mew York City |
10:57 |
| Paul |
https://images.unsplash.com/photo-1615731410721-548b3616e4d4 Chase Businesscat, MBA, PMP®, Growth Enthusiast 📈🚀 Current Position Founder and Chief Visionary Officer Skills Sitting in Boxes While Thinking OUTSIDE Them 🤯 Recitals Missed 47 |
14:29 |
| Thomas |
Marlin Stiffman Likes Sticks and rocks IQ The lowest |
15:41 |
| Thomas |
Friar Philopine Qualities Kind, devout Good deeds Saved 90 children from a fire Favorite Music GWAR, Nine Inch Nails |
2:41:01 |
| Thomas |
Whitney Houston Wants To Dance With Somebody Will Always Love You Wonders Where Do Broken Hearts Go |
2:43:19 |
Donkey Kong Country Returns HD #5 (Finale) | VOD 1.23.26
| Writer | Cat | Time |
|---|---|---|
| Thomas |
Tectonic Plate Occupation Graduate Student Studying Geographic Information System Needs Tutoring |
7:32 |
| Thomas |
Crusty Eye Likely Crying For what reason? Nothing in particular Will they stop? Unlikely |
8:20 |
| Thomas |
Yancy Hobbies Collecting Daggers What do they do with them The Usual Which is???? Oh ya know >:) |
9:39 |
| Thomas |
Pepper Pasta Craves The Linguine alle Vongole Catch Phrase "whadayagunnadoaboutit?" Favorite Emoji 🤌 |
10:26 |
| Thomas |
One Eye Tina Fighting Record 18 - 2 Style Sumo Greatest Victory The Battle on the Hot Tin Roof |
12:42 |
| Thomas |
Windy Ursula Favorite Food Beans Enjoys A Healthy Digestive System Is Farting All the Damn Time |
14:52 |
| Thomas |
Good Joke Qualities Dignified, Elegant, Energetic Favorite Foods Zucchini, Nachos, Udon Collects Tops, Stamps Mnemonic to remember all that DEEZ NUTS |
1:27:13 |
| Paul |
Sal Sees No Evil Hears No Evil Knows Every Inch of the Way from Albany to Buffalo |
1:49:32 |